Friday funnies

OLIVIA and LEO

• One morning as I was trying to get Leo dressed before school, he ran to the garage door where Olivia was waiting on us.
• Olivia: Leo, can I tell you something?
• Leo: I'm naked boy!
• Olivia: Modesty.

• One of Olivia's thoughts one day. She obviously thinks that she will grow up, but expects Leo to stay the same age!
• Olivia: When I grow up and I'm a mommy and you're not in the house, I'll take care of Leo!
• Leo: No!! You're Olivia.

• Last night when I was exhausted from a long day, Leo threw the fingernail clippers I was trying to use on him. I put him in time out in his room. When I came back to the living room, Olivia said this.
• Olivia: Mom, I know Leo can be hard sometimes.
• Me:(laughing) You're right.
• Olivia: Like when we were in the backyard today and he wasn't doing what I was telling him. So, I know he can be hard.