Monday Funnies

OLIVIA 

• With Daddy
• Olivia: Daddy, I cleaned all the leaves and dirt off your car.
• Nicholas: Great! Thanks!
• Olivia: ...with this block of wood.
• With me
• Olivia: When I grow up and have kids, I am going to have a big back yard, build them a tree house, and get them a trampoline.
• Me: Okay. That sounds fun. Can I come to visit you and your kids?
• Olivia: Will you be alive then?

LEO 

• With Daddy
• Nicholas: Leo, please don't press on the speaker like that. You could poke a whole in it.
• Leo: I'm not pressing, I'm rubbing.
• Nicholas: Why?
• Leo: Trying to get this icky brown stuff off.
• (That one's for Grandpa Bill, on the wax I got on the speaker years ago and which we just can't get off....)
• With Siri (yes, he loves Siri on Nicholas's phone)
• Me: Let's go downstairs.
• Leo: I want Daddy to come.
• Siri: What is your father's name?
• With me when I woke up coughing and sick this week
• Me: I need a tissue.
• Leo: You can wipe it on my clothes!
• Me: That's okay, Leo. I'll get a tissue.
• Leo: Sick? Need a cough drop? I can get it!